20 things to do when ordering pizza

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1. Imitate the order taker's voice.
2. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 
3. Put them on hold. 
4. .When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

    5.Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
    6.Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
    7.Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
    8.If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 
    9.Play a sitar in the background. 
   10.Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
   11.Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
   12.Try to talk while drinking something.      
   13.When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
   14.Order term life insurance.
   15.Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
   16.Rent a pizza.
   17.Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
   18.Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
   19.Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
   20.Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented.